Best Of Rikki Statuses

From January 13, 2013,

About to watch some youtube videos and teach myself how to knit. Hopefully, I will not become angry and no one will receive a needle in the eye. (At the end of the great yarn war of 2013, in a post-apocalyptic setting, we fade to Rikki amidst a large pile of yarn in various earth-tones. Dusty. Scattered. Orange-glow of a merciless sun pounding in the background. "I...have ...to keep...kn...itting. Some...one must..go..on.")